An Entrance To Hell

I found an entrance to Hell.



The Portal of Cehl Flegyyyyyyya is currently only large enough to admit small humanoids or demi-humans but has been much larger in the past. It was last used by the minor demon Sha La Na Boixx as she fled back to the Abyss after defeat at the Battle of 1000 Azure Oysters in 320 A.D. A small cult worshipful of Fincevung III, the victorious leader of the Funblech Colony hoplites (a civilization that was wiped out by a large hurricane several years after the battle), has persisted since that time and occasionally leaves colorful strings of beads as tribute, like those seen in the picture. On the night of every (approximately) 1000th full moon since the battle, a thin stream of yellow smoke can be seen emanating from the portal, along with a barely audible, high pitched scream, believed to be the battle cries of several Funblech hoplites who chased Sha La Na Boixx throught the portal and hence achieved immortality.

Other Entrances to Hell can be found here.

[h/t to memepool.com, one of the great early blogs of eclectic sites on the internet]